DOGE poster boy Edward “Massive Balls” Coristine has shared particulars of an alleged D.C. carjacking that made headlines in August; nevertheless, one key element in his story differs from police stories. The 19-year-old was left with a damaged nostril and a concussion over the incident, which helped to instigate President Trump’s crime crackdown in D.C. Talking on Jesse Watters Primetime on Monday, Coristine recalled being with a gaggle of associates in D.C. at round 3 a.m. when the assault that the Fox Information host labeled a “bloody beatdown” passed off.
