South Korean president Lee Jae Myung: Please everybody be seated. Dinner is dumplings made with truffles and ogol hen.
Christopher Luxon: You guys ought to come to New Zealand. We have now the very best chickens on this planet. I assure it would be best to “ogol” our chickens! You understand—ogle. You’ll want to ogle them. Ha, ha! However not the ladies. Don’t ogle them. That’s sexist.
Donald Trump: You don’t have ladies we’d wish to ogle? What kind of nation is that? Who’re you, anyway? Have we met? I always remember a face.
Christopher Luxon: I’m the Prime –
Donald Trump: Are you the man from Unilever? Unimaginable firm, making an unbelievable vary of levers. It’s a thrill to sit down down right here right now with so many visionary innovators and titans of business, essentially the most good on this planet truly. The fun is yours, as a result of I’m a visionary titan and one other factor, proper now the USA is blessed with the strongest financial system, the strongest borders. This all occurred over the past 9 months. 9 days. 9 minutes. Life comes at you quick. We have now the strongest navy, the strongest friendships, and the strongest spirit of any nation on the face of the planet. Together with different planets, and let’s not under-estimate Pluto, Mars, they’re lovely planets however they don’t have anything on this planet the place the USA rule supreme. This can be a golden age. I knew we may do it. I didn’t know we had been going to do it this shortly! This morning, I heard unfastened speak of over $18 trillion of latest investments in the USA. The earlier administration, in 4 years, they raised about thirty seven {dollars} and fifty cents, however truly I doubt it was even that a lot. However now now we have the strongest doorways, the strongest home windows. However the strongest levers are made by this fellow right here who’s the CEO of Unilever.
Christopher Luxon: I used to be, however now I’m –
Donald Trump: This hen may be very black. Is it purported to be black? It’s not a great color. I’ve by no means seen a black hen earlier than. What’s happening?
Lee Jae Myung: Ogol hen is black in look. It’s a very well-known dish.
Donald Trump: Nicely, should you say so. My good friend from Unilever, he’s pushing it across the plate together with his fork, he doesn’t know whether or not he’s coming or going. I always remember a face. He’s an fascinating man with an attractive head of hair. He’s an unbelievable man. However I wish to be often known as the unbelievable shrinking man, as a result of I’ve shrunk the dimensions of presidency. 100,000 bureaucrats have left the federal payroll. We’re eliminating wasteful jobs. Nobody knew what they did. They didn’t do something. And nobody misses them.
Christopher Luxon: Nicely what I might say to you is I’ve achieved a lot the identical factor. I’ve made tens of hundreds of individuals unemployed and it’s actually turned issues round.
Donald Trump: You see? He catches on fast. I suggest a toast to my good friend from Unilever. What number of levers this man pulls, I don’t know. Nevertheless it’s loads. No marvel he’s misplaced his hair. However there he’s, and he’s all the time smiling. He smiles a lot it’s a marvel he isn’t in some horrible ache. It’s not good so that you can smile like that. His eyes are moist. Is he crying? I don’t wish to see grown males crying. I’ve to go. It’s been an exquisite night. The meals, unbelievable. Other than the black hen. Good night time. God bless you all, particularly my good friend from Unilever.
Christopher Luxon: Can we speak about tariffs?
Donald Trump: No.
